Gaining Wait Philadelphia
All this time, it was this little trooper holding my microwave upright. Thank you little secret  hero.

All this time, it was this little trooper holding my microwave upright. Thank you little secret hero.

Too risqué? 
Well 1- go vegan bc #iwokeuplikethis and 2- I’m totally my #wcw - I stopped drinking whiskey and lost 13lbs, I just wrote a song called motherfucker and in less than a month I get to have all the tattoos I want forever 
#makingabsinsteadofstickers #perksofdatingarealchef ☝☺

Too risqué?
Well 1- go vegan bc #iwokeuplikethis and 2- I’m totally my #wcw - I stopped drinking whiskey and lost 13lbs, I just wrote a song called motherfucker and in less than a month I get to have all the tattoos I want forever
#makingabsinsteadofstickers #perksofdatingarealchef ☝☺

I think I’m officially a street artist now. I can’t wait to shake up these civic association meetings- 1st order of business: rip down that washed out philly rowhome piece of shit poster above isabellas pizza for the love of Christ, WHAT AN EMBARRASMENT. 2: legalize tasers so I can electrocute the dozen heroin junkies in #snakealley i see every morning and turn it into a mural walk with food trucks, outdoor seating for chyyha, maybe a greenspace for the yoga studio, a place you can stroll down, a place you can walk your dogs. This civic association as well as PHILLY ROWHOME MAGAZINE should be ashamed of themselves. Passyunk avenue is our most valuable resource, get it the fuck together!  (at East Passyunk Avenue)

I think I’m officially a street artist now. I can’t wait to shake up these civic association meetings- 1st order of business: rip down that washed out philly rowhome piece of shit poster above isabellas pizza for the love of Christ, WHAT AN EMBARRASMENT. 2: legalize tasers so I can electrocute the dozen heroin junkies in #snakealley i see every morning and turn it into a mural walk with food trucks, outdoor seating for chyyha, maybe a greenspace for the yoga studio, a place you can stroll down, a place you can walk your dogs. This civic association as well as PHILLY ROWHOME MAGAZINE should be ashamed of themselves. Passyunk avenue is our most valuable resource, get it the fuck together! (at East Passyunk Avenue)

Not everything you think you see, you really see. 🐛 (at National Shrine of St Rita of Cascia)

Not everything you think you see, you really see. 🐛 (at National Shrine of St Rita of Cascia)

How come all the cool things are so dangerous? #blubber

Deep into this lil read and I realize the pugboys have been licking my thighs simultaneously for 25 minutes. ☝😑    #notallgoodthingscomeeasy #inthenow (at Italian Market)

Deep into this lil read and I realize the pugboys have been licking my thighs simultaneously for 25 minutes. ☝😑 #notallgoodthingscomeeasy #inthenow (at Italian Market)

Deep into this lil read and I realize the pugboys have been licking my thighs simultaneously for 25 minutes. ☝😑    #notallgoodthingscomeeasy #inthenow (at Italian Market)

Deep into this lil read and I realize the pugboys have been licking my thighs simultaneously for 25 minutes. ☝😑 #notallgoodthingscomeeasy #inthenow (at Italian Market)

So far, this incense has not delivered ANY results.
#gemini  (at Era * Atomica)

So far, this incense has not delivered ANY results.
#gemini (at Era * Atomica)

While I have you w the #215windowcats - you guys might remember this former #215windowcat from the picture of that crazy mancave van reflection and shotgun sticker on the window- well I caught him w the glass up and he still ain’t fucking around y’all. This is the most badass cat on 9th street. #19147 #catsofinstagram #southphilly  (at Via Bicycle)

While I have you w the #215windowcats - you guys might remember this former #215windowcat from the picture of that crazy mancave van reflection and shotgun sticker on the window- well I caught him w the glass up and he still ain’t fucking around y’all. This is the most badass cat on 9th street. #19147 #catsofinstagram #southphilly (at Via Bicycle)

She didn’t take any pills but boy is she loopin out 🐱💊 #rhodacat and my very own #215windowcats #19147 #southphilly #catsofinstagram (at Italian Market)

She didn’t take any pills but boy is she loopin out 🐱💊 #rhodacat and my very own #215windowcats #19147 #southphilly #catsofinstagram (at Italian Market)

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