Gaining Wait Philadelphia
Baby selfies, baby everything 
#uncletaryn #coolestinfant

Baby selfies, baby everything
#uncletaryn #coolestinfant

I can’t wait for all three pugs to join the #dogsofpassyunk club in t minus less than a month y’all 
19147—->19148
•cooler dogs
•more gays 
•less exposed slaughter 
•37 second commute  (at Acme Markets)

I can’t wait for all three pugs to join the #dogsofpassyunk club in t minus less than a month y’all
19147—->19148
•cooler dogs
•more gays
•less exposed slaughter
•37 second commute (at Acme Markets)

Being broke is fine until you find the malachite cuff of your dreams. WHY DO I WINDOW SHOP? :(

Being broke is fine until you find the malachite cuff of your dreams. WHY DO I WINDOW SHOP? :(

Work killed me today, so instead of a haggard ass selfie, you can have a latergram of me with my youngest friend, Élan. #uncleTaryn #coolinfant #babyelan

Work killed me today, so instead of a haggard ass selfie, you can have a latergram of me with my youngest friend, Élan. #uncleTaryn #coolinfant #babyelan

Probably the two most handsome boys I have ever seen in my life. 💙 Welcome to the world little Élan!  (at Pennsylvania Hospital)

Probably the two most handsome boys I have ever seen in my life. 💙 Welcome to the world little Élan! (at Pennsylvania Hospital)

Probably my last chance to roof on this joint. And I’m gonna.  🌇 #roofin #justclimb

Probably my last chance to roof on this joint. And I’m gonna. 🌇 #roofin #justclimb

What’s lily thinking?#countdowntoelan

What’s lily thinking?#countdowntoelan

Defeat or
De feet?
#actuallyboth

Defeat or
De feet?
#actuallyboth

Probably listened to this song about 108 times today, mostly because I’m feeling Kim Dealy #pixies #1989 #top10ofalltime #90s #nonstop (at Era * Atomica)

Also if anyone wants to know why im so smiley today, it’s bc Kama the surfing pig, my actual real life spirit animal, is following my vegan only instagram account! Im ECSTATIC!!! Anyone who was at @lleiighh ‘s luau last weekend probably heard me talk about this piglet for at least an hour! 🐷🏄

Also if anyone wants to know why im so smiley today, it’s bc Kama the surfing pig, my actual real life spirit animal, is following my vegan only instagram account! Im ECSTATIC!!! Anyone who was at @lleiighh ‘s luau last weekend probably heard me talk about this piglet for at least an hour! 🐷🏄

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